Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Cha cha cha changes!

I have a lot of shit going on!

And I’m ready to tell you about some of it.

First, the opportunity has been presented to changes companies. I’ll keep the same job, same everything (for now), except my paychecks will come from a different company. A raise, a signing bonus, and company car.. Damn, the company car is a lie. A slight increase in scope, but there’s no need to specify details.
- this is a huge deal for me. I've been a government contractor for 9.5 years, before that, I was in the Air Force for 8 years. I like stability - I value stability, I need career stability, for me, for the girls, for my sanity.

The second part.. is embarrassing for me, so here goes. Surgery – the weight loss kind.. the second kid just took over where the damage was left from the first just 13 years later, when i'm older, blah. I was NEVER that expecting mom w/ rosy red cheeks and rubbing my bump everyday. I was not sharing my belly kindly and gently.. as expected. I wanted it out!  Needless to say, these kids have left me unshapely and i've packed on a few extra pounds - I don’t want them anymore! the extra pounds. I want the kids. 

Fortunately my surgery has been approved by the insurance company due to sleep apnea and arthritis (I just turned 36, not 96). In other words, unless you’re in to Darth Vader and monster masks… and you think it’s the sexist look since “bow chicka wow wow” porn… then I’m the woman for YOU! My machine is sexy and loud… ok, I do not wear it anymore, but it’s nearby. The arthritis is just a bonus condition that I received from my family. It’s kind of like that gift that keeps giving… w/ all the insurance requirements, medical tests, and hoopla, the surgery is scheduled for late July/early Aug. I should be a super model by September, keep your eye out for hotness, k?

The rest is still private… still inside my head and not ready to come out.

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